You were just looking for a snack. Suddenly, you're charting your own gravitational pull. ORBIT READY is the magnet that celebrates what happens when portion control takes a long nap. Equal parts funny and tragic, it’s your daily reminder that a few more snacks might just earn you your own time zone. Stick it where your cravings begin - because planetary expansion starts in the kitchen.
You were just looking for a snack. Suddenly, you're charting your own gravitational pull. ORBIT READY is the magnet that celebrates what happens when portion control takes a long nap. Equal parts funny and tragic, it’s your daily reminder that a few more snacks might just earn you your own time zone. Stick it where your cravings begin - because planetary expansion starts in the kitchen.
Each magnet measures approximately 2" x 2.9"—though exact size may vary slightly depending on the graphic. Finished with a soft Super Matte coating, they don’t just look good—they feel good too. Built with thick, durable materials, our magnets are designed to last for years (just like the regret they inspire). Oh, and they’re not just pretty faces—they’re strong enough to hold up multiple sheets of paper without breaking a sweat.
