Are these magnets real or just a joke?

They’re very real. Made with thick, durable materials and backed with strong magnets, these are built to last - just like the consequences they’re warning you about. The joke is just how close to home they hit.

How big are these magnets?

Most magnets measure around 2" x 2.9", but exact dimensions might vary slightly depending on the graphic. Think of it like body weight - it fluctuates a little. But rest assured, they’re the perfect size to catch your eye and your guilt.

What are they made of?

High-quality materials, including a thick core and a soft Super Matte finish. They feel smooth to the touch, look sharp on any surface, and are made to withstand years of fridge slamming and passive-aggressive glances.

Will they actually hold things up?

Yes. These aren’t those flimsy, free-calendar type magnets. Ours are super magnetic - they can easily hold multiple sheets of paper, notes, bills, or your weekly meal plan (whether you stick to it is on you).

Are these meant to be funny or serious?

Both. They’re funny because they’re serious. Each one is a punchline with a point. They’ll make you laugh, then make you think twice before opening the freezer for “just one more bite.”

Are these good gifts?

Only for people with a sense of humor - and ideally some level of self-awareness. They’re perfect for friends, coworkers, or relatives who appreciate a little tough love with their kitchen decor.

Do you take custom orders?

Not yet, but it’s something we’re exploring. If there’s a brutally honest health message you’d like immortalized in magnet form, feel free to reach out. Just don’t ask us to sugarcoat it - we won’t.

Where should I stick these?

Anywhere you make poor choices. Fridge? Obviously. Office cubicle? Sure. Bathroom mirror? If you're feeling brave. Wherever they go, they’ll be there - quietly judging you in matte-finish glory.